Hello face:

This is a picture of me. My face.
I'm eating a SALAD.
Learn from me.
Do as I do.
Be me.

Here you see me with Zebulon, dressed as a nineties beatnik, although he did not intend to, and Jasyn as Joe Cain.
You also see my She-Bangs.
The bangs of a lady.
She-Bangs are not acceptable.
A hair cut will be scheduled as soon as possible.

I like to call this look "Gus Grump".
It works well if you have a high-forehead, as I do.
"Gus-Grump" works best if you really have the grump inside of you.
Here you see me with "Gus-Grump" and a white Santa beard.
I never thought of Santa as a happy person.

Here I look thirsty.
Bottoms up!